- You call your dog by writing on his FB wall.
- You have to check your spouse’s marital status to see if he’s still mad at you
- You get in a heated political debate with your neighbor’s hamster.
- You list your Facebook address for your child’s emergency contact information.
- Your child lists Facebook on their reading log and you sign it.
- You post photos of you going through the car wash.
- You find out your area is experiencing an earthquake by reading other people’s posts.
- You’re up all night counting your virtual sheep.
- You accept a friend request from someone who scared you senseless in Junior High.
- You leave a confession on a priest’s wall.
- One of your “friends” is your third-grade teacher’s cat.
- You’ve seen your mailman’s son’s report card.
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