It appears that imperfection is not just limited to parents. On our Facebook page today, Gina posted a funny slogan from a dry wall company and received some funny posts about companies with questionable slogans and names. For example:
Dry wall company — “Nobody screws it up like us.”
Handyman Company — “We repair what your husband fixed.”
Air conditioning company — Your wife is hot! It’s time you got a new air conditioner!”
A septic company slogan — “We’re #1 in the #2 business” (One of our personal favorites)
Ash Wipes — a chimney cleaning service.
Tow Jam — a towing company.
Happy Hooker — another towing company.
Curl Up and Dye — hair salon.
Lassy Legs — a hair removal leg buffing product. I think Lassie the Dog is the spokesperson.
Do you have any imperfect company names or slogans you’d like to share?
“Your wife is HOT! Time for a new air conditioner” some heating and air conditioning company. LOL
Local ad for a plumber:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”
These are all awesome! I put them in. Thank you!
“Sweet Pea Potties….always a spot for a pot” local portable toilet rental company
dump truck rental slogan…”where every haul ends with a perfect dump”
Gas Station/Mini Mart ad: Eat our chicken and get gas!