Those who have known us for awhile or even met us in person know that we are big on being honest and admitting our imperfections. It’s why we openly share that we are “not that bright.” We do, however, think we are much brighter than the woman in the article below. Apparently, she decided that her body wasn’t curvy enough and that she needed an enhanced behind. But she wasn’t looking for any behind — she wanted a bargain behind that would work with her limited butt-get. Since Wal-Mart does not offer “Everyday Low Prices” on cosmetic surgery, she turned to Oneal Ron Morris, a convict who posed as a cosmetic surgeon. Oneal helped her reach her curvier goal (see pictures in link below), however, he pumped up her behind with cement mineral oil and flat tire sealant. There is also some unconfirmed speculation that he also used a school bus.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45361508/ns/local_news-miami_fl/#.TsvO9k_8p7M
Clearly, the victim should have clued in when she saw the cement mixer outside.
What do you think? Do you think she’s not bright or just the butt of a bad joke?
Well, to be so desperate to go to someone and not to check them out first. If she’d have asked me I would have given her my butt. LOL That might have been safer!
Wow, that just ain’t right. Things people to do alter their body to what they perceive is perfect or beautiful!