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Feeling Good in the Neighborhood

An infant

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“Like Woah! That Applebee’s juice has me on my $#@!’

We guess Applebee’s wasn’t kidding when they came up with their slogan, “Feeling Good in the Neighborhood,” though some of us  foolishly thought they meant the older members of the neighborhood. Apparently not, as a young 15-month-old baby was mistakenly given alcohol in his juice. The baby’s blood alcohol level was .10, which is over the legal driving limit. “This is the Police. Please pull over your Big Wheel now.”

The mishap has also caused quite a stir in homes across America as babies everywhere are standing up, “Wah! Wah! Me want birthday at Applebee’s not Chuck E. Cheese.”

What would you do if this happened to your family? Thankfully the child is alright, although one more trip to Applebee’s and he could be in rehab by 2.

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One Response to Feeling Good in the Neighborhood

  1. Val April 13, 2011 at 5:58 pm #

    I’d love to hear the excuse as to how this happened! I mean I understand mistakes happen but i work in a restaurant and we have really strict rules about alcohol. Can’t imagine how this would ‘accidentally’ happen in my restaurant!

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